microwavez asked: sad timez init aw

aw ye

microwavez asked: :o evri1 on fb thinks we r divorced tho babe

i kno! o well it dnt mata dat much bbz, cus we rnt 2geva nw x

microwavez asked: awr baby :( glad ur back ex husband

we still aint filed our divorce darl x

microwavez asked: naice! thought you'd died lolz

i forgot to say i was having sex with myself the whole time :(( im alive cum

All the irish people that arrived to check in today seemed so happy, yet i didnt realise till i mooched through the bags they left in the office that it was st patricks day, 5 of the suitcases were just full of guiness!!

microwavez asked: where did you go, cum

just been having sex all that time